Monday Curious as a Cat

1) What two colors should never, in your opinion, appear together in an outfit or decorating scheme? I think Army green with anything is just a fashion no no!! I guess growing up a Army Brat....i saw that color everyday of my childhood, and just hate it!! LOL
2) What is the strongest profanity you use? I am trying hard not to say it.....and damn is a word i use more than I should....... I have been pretty good about not using profanity!
3) If someone were trying to woo your significant other away from you, what methods would bring them the most success? I really don't think anything would woo him away, so good luck with that.....after 26 years of marriage.....if he has not been wooed away by now...he never will, he's all mine!!